Shirts with names of foreign countries and numbers on the back

Is this the new pink shirt with graffiti?

YOU WIN

I finally won a poker tournament! Now I know how Joseph Hachem feels. Except this was fake money. Against people on the internets.

PRODUCT RECALL

The one time I decide to buy a legitimate game and it doesn't even work!

CD/DVD emulation software has been detected. Please disable all CD/DVD emulation software and re-start the game

What emulation software fuckers!

Screw you EA Sports!

HOLLA

Your tongue doesn't fit into your mouth. It sits there pushing at your teeth, trying to find room to lay comfortably.

Absinthe makes the heart grow warmer

It also tastes a hell of a lot like Listerine :o

OH HELLS YEAH

Next year

Saul Williams and Four Tet will be doing some shows amongst other stuff happening at the Sydney Festival. This is going to be ridiculously cool! Williams' live show supposedly consists of just him, his mic and a dude on an MPC. If it's anything like his live set at Stockholm that i've been caning, it should be one hell of a show. Already I can see myself drawing comparisons to Sage Francis' Basement show last year. It was the most energetic hip hop gig I've ever witnessed, and all it was was this fat bearded man spitting lyrics over some instrumentals that he played on his portable discman! Who needs bright lights and make up when you've got talent?

Finding Nympho.

One of our goldfish hasn't been looking too well since Friday. It constantly looks like it's about to go belly up but every couple of minutes it starts swimming normally again. Then we found out that it was just the current from the filter swishing it around. It's been quarantined into a separate bowl now, but I don't think he'll survive overnight. His fins are barely moving, and his breathing has almost come to a stop. :(