I got a fortune cookie that said

Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.

Who the hell is Grace?

Confessions of a dirty scalper

Yes, i'll admit it. I put up a ticket on sale at an auction site so I can make my million dollars and retire.

The number of times i've been ripped off on there, I think this one evil deed will balance everything out.

Say yes to equilibrium!

Toasty - Angel (Hotflush Recordings)

I had one of those 'feeling good about everything' moments this morning as I was listening to Angel on my iPLOD. This is an awesome garage/jungle hybrid and is probably one of the deepest things i've heard in a looong time. I always thought The Knowledge could never be beaten, but it seems we have a new winner. Can't wait to drop this on the Filth gurnerers.

(soundclip) Toasty - Angel

Oris Jay Motherfuckers

Sign the petition :D

scotch scotch scotch

Well, that long weekend completely drained me of my energy, not to mention money.. but damn that was fun. I've learnt not to dance with a glass of red wine in hand, because no matter how confident you think you are with your super balancing act, you will inevitably spill some on your favourite shirt (omg.. captain awesome). Right, so the next few days i'll be living on canned soup, and I might take up Mi Goreng again. and maybe get some help with a drinking problem.

just saw Evol Intent

my ears are fooking ruined.