Stupid air-con not working again

I wish my boss was a bit more like David Brent. My old one was kinda like him because he laughed at his own jokes, but he had a drug habit and a penchant for Indonesian boys. I sit next to this loud lady at the moment. Her workstation is adorned with wooden elephant figurines, a stress ball shaped like a piece of turd and a plant growing out of a tea pot. Another woman in her 40s looks like she's walking around in nothing but an oversized jumper. She used to wear a purple shower cap to work but I guess that's out of fashion now. One day she asked me to come over to her desk, and under all this work related stuff in her filing cabinet, she showed me her stash of oriental porn. I haven't really talked to her much after that.

Make it happen

Stina Nordenstam - The World Is Saved
Cute voice. Bjork on Xanax.

Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
Awesome, it feels like one of those old albums that you already know all the lyrics to.

Little Birdy - Big Big Love
I think i'm going through some stupid pop phaze. Help.

Ben Lee - Awake Is The New Sleep
Except for 'Gamble Everything For Love', the rest is really shit. Case in point, here's an excerpt from 'Into The Dark'

"You’re not a landmine, you’re not a gold mine, no you’re not mine at all."

nigrplz

Plantlife

The cactus plant my mum gave me when I moved into the apartment has died. It seems that it doesn't like being given water every week and looking back, it probably needed to be out in the sunlight too. She'll be mad when she finds out, but dammit, if she had given a Venus Flytrap instead, this tragedy wouldn't have happened.

look what i found in my draft

Thomas says:
u want a file? or are you downloading stuff
dubz says:
ok send anyway
dubz says:
its still fkn slow
Thomas sends:

You have failed to receive file "Young As They Cum 6.avi" from Thomas.

Thomas says:
fuck sorry

Tingz in Boots

I dropped this at Filth on Saturday. The MC stopped what he was doing and said "What are you doing to me!". Now I understand why it was so huge in the UK. Ridiculous tune on a big rig, it makes you want to riot and pillage and break windows.

I watched 'The Shining' for the first time.

Verandah Bar

My friends thought it would be a good idea to pretend that it was my birthday last Friday. I got a drink out of it from a random. Happy 23rd to me.

RIP Discman

It died mid bus trip to work. I’ve shared many wonderful moments with this discman. One time it kept me company when I woke up at Katoomba station at 3.30 in the morning. I’m gutted. The last song it ever played was Modest Mouse – Broke. Seriously.

On the up side, I boiled two eggs today. I’m the fuckin man.

on love

from bash.org

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

LOUD NOISES

i was sitting around pretending to do work when i hear a phone ringing a couple of workstations down. very feminine ring tone i thought, it must be the marketing managers. i had to hold in my laughter as the new guy came running in from the photocopying room with 'It's raining men' on full volume coming from his phone. Was he embarassed!

edit. god dammit, i need to check what i write.

drum and bass barbeque

Saturday 12 March, 2005 - 4PM
Lineup: Sub Bass Snarl, Vice Versa, Foreigndub' Soundsystem, DJ Emme, Reload, Ed Gee, Fire, Outbreak Djs, Shuey, Mischief Maker, Ryan Lazy, B.Hopps, Ludo, Patto, Jase, p_O, Eddie Tang, Minus, Theoretic, Rastacrew, Sydney Samba School, MC Spex, Janny
Cost: $15
Venue: Abercrombie Hotel (Corner of Paramatta & Abercrombie)

we're gonna be dropping some grime for your ears. and you will love it. or else.

stupid impulse buying

it's my worst habit ever. is there some support group for this? though i did get this baby the other week.

now i can pretend i'm paul dempsey at home. I DONT WANNA SOUND LIKE THIIIS. strum strum strum.