a nice surprise

i found two dead rats in my backyard the other day. instead of throwing them to the neighbours, i decided to ring pest control, secretly hoping they'd come in and remove the mess themselves. no luck. the voice on the phone said they only came out if there were live rodents about, not already dead ones. they think that the people next door might have set up baits in their yard and the bastards decided our ground would be a good place to die. stupid rats. i have a photo of them in their make shift coffin. when my computer decides to act normal for a change, i'll put them up on here, because deep down, everyone loves to see two dead rats in a shoe box.